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In reference to the first 'Home Alone' movie, when Kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) - this same act can be performed on a woman's large buttocks. The larger the buttocks, the better the special can be.
Open the butt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the butt cheeks smack your face. Then you must let out a muffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.
Matt: Look at that chick over there. . . damn.
Greg: Home alone special.
Matt: Ya for sure.
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A situation in which the observers can assume the conclusion that multiple subjects are acting as a system for a common goal (a complex); but truly, all subjects had zero involvement with each other and it was merely coincidence that they seemed to have a common goal (stand alone).
Police are looking for suspects for 2 murders and a robbery. at the seen of the murders and the robbery a picture with Justin Beiber with a gunshot to the head is found. The police take this as being the signiture of the suspect/s method of operation. At the end of the cases a suspect was found for each case but all of them had no connection to each other and the Justin Beiber picture was dropped by one suspect, another was already at the scene before it had happend, and the other was dropped after the suspect left. The police had just witnessed a stand-alone complex
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FAP. Masturbation. Beating off.
I had a forever alone party last night. It was cool.
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Another word for Valentine's Day, but for single people.
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Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."
The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
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when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
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