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From Americo Vespucci, a Florentine, who pretended to have first discovered the western continent.
America is one of the great continents, first discovered by Christopher Colombus in August 1st, 1942. It extends from the eightieth degree of north, to the fifty-fourth degree of south latitude; and from the thirty-fifth to the one hundred and fifty-sixth degree of longtitude west from Greenwich, being about nine thousand miles in length. Its breadth at Darien is narrowed to about forty-five miles, but at the northern extremity is nearly four thousand miles.
America is more than a physical unity, it is a whole of societies and spaces that share a common history. This history commences in 1492, when by the hands of Europe, America enters the history of the rest of the world. Europe "discovered" what, to her, was a "new world" and colonized it.
For diverse reasons America, can be divided into:
* North, Central and South America: Physical Reason. (They are subcontinents, not continents).
* Political and Cultural: Anglo-America and Latin America.
Teacher: Pupils, today I shall teach you about America, the big mass of land in which our country, the United States is. So, draw out your maps of the American continent.
Pupil: But... Miss, I have heard that the continent is called The Americas... is that right?
Teacher: No, it isn't. It is a big mistake. The name of the country is America. Yet, There are too many nationalist United Statesians they want everybody to call our country America. That's why.
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America is a really silly goofy person who’s always happy no matter what and America also is a good dancer and really interesting and not to mention America is a very good looking person and is really athletic and good at sports
Gosh he’s lucky he’s dating America
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13 colonies that Ganged up and became the world superpower
UK:13 Colonies What Are you doing?
America/13 Colonies:LEAVING!
UK:You can’t
America/13 Colonies: OH YEAH?!? TRY US!
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A girl who is classy yet temps onto children’s toys. She is shy but lit. She can turn up a party yet some how control one. She has good advise, friendship, and makes people laugh. America is willing to help people that ask her. But bitch u gotta ask. She is smart af and if u friends with her ya got sum luck.
Oh look it’s America! She is eating a breakfast pizza.
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This is for my fellow Hetalians!
America (Alfred.F.Jones) is a country who takes from absoulutly no crap form anyone. So like me.
He loves eating cheese burgers and also he sees himself as a hero.
America is bae
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“Do you know that girl America?”
“No why?”
“I heard she was really petty.”
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