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Elliot Lake

A small city in the province of Ontario, in the country in Canuckstand that was renowned for uranium, now it's run over by old geezers and dope heads especially on Hirshhorn Avenue.

Population is 13,500 individuals, not counting the 400 permanent residents of a world renowned drug rehab place: Oaks Dope Center.

Elliot Lake is an Old Fart-Run place ...

Because of this repuation, they've established Elliot Lake Retirement Living aka: Retarded Living to attract senior citizens. And because of that, they've shut down many places where teens used to hang out. Now the only fun they have is to sniff glue and go to the Oaks Center.

The Oaks Centre : World Renowned for taking in junkies and let them go back on the buses scaring the hell out of normal people. A lot of the Oaks Dope Center's patients look normal, but once engaged in conversations, they usually talk about talltales on how they used to travel the world and bang girls for absolutely nothing, despite their ugly appearance. The females however, just look weird like Britney Spears in 40 years.

Economy: Run by King George (aka: GOD or King Shit of Turd Isle) he likes to dictate where businesses will be built. For example, the King owns a couple of car dealerships around the area and people buying his vehicles will get tax breaks.

Culture: Hirshhorn Avenue is known for dopeheads. Despite several attempts from PoPos, the micro-economy headed by welfare bums still flourishes. Also, the Civic Center is the only real place where you can get culture... Mississauga Avenue is agreat place especially at that Half-Way home place, where you can get fine pieces of old hag ass.

Despite this pejorative view of Elliot Lake, it's still a good place to stay, if you know how to blend in.

Jim : Dude! I'm addicted to Glue.... I need to go to Elliot Lake to get treated!

Christine: Yeah! Let's go over there, get treated and get high again on Hirshhorn! Yeah baby! Shag me with your finger!

by Damn Damn Danno October 20, 2005

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trace elliot

the BEST bass amplifiers in the universe. unfortunately purchased by gibson for the name only. almost forgotten until recently purchased by peavey music. long live the trace elliot.

my 1000 watt trace elliot rig is the best sounding amp in the whole damn world

by trace bassman August 21, 2005

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Billy Elliot

An amazing movie about a boy who discovers his love for dance. However he has to overcome the struggle of his family not expecting his decision. It’s a very great and touching story. Also he’s not gay but the character Michael is.

There is also a musical of Billy Elliot which I totally recommend watching

by Ad_am_;) November 7, 2019

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elliot smith

Um anyone who wrote a definition is a fuckign idiot because Eliot smith is not a real person. However Elliott Smith is the best artist of our time. You can also call him Steve Smith if u want to get technical

IT'S ELLIOTT SMITH not Elliot Smith

by Luke January 11, 2005

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Elliot Gunning

A Elliot Gunning is the best friend you will ever meet. If you are sad. ELLIOT GUNNING TO THE RESCUE. If you are mad...ELLIOT GUNNING TO THE RESCUE. If you are so happy you feel like you are there...Elliot gunning will prob make you feel even happier! She will always be there for you. She is your other half. You sister. And she will always to ANYTHING for you. NEVER LET GO OFF A ELLIOT GUNNING! :)

Girl 1; Wow who is that gurl over there?!!?
Girl 2; Oh she is just my BEST FRIEND! Her name is Elliot Gunning.
Girl 2; WOW I wish I had a friend like her!

by Pinaple PEN March 4, 2022


elliot eades

Elliot eades is an absolute cunt and is the type of person who would get drunk at a party to the point where he is an absolute mess. elliot would also never be willing to give lifts as he is a self-centred arrogant twat.

elliot eades can suck my massive clundge

by deccymassivedick October 18, 2016


Elliot Spitzer

Former attorney general of New York State known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prostitution rings and other corrupt activities. Elected as governor of New York in 2006 by a wide margin. Unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prostitution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. Seen as a huge hypocrite by many.

See hypocrite: People included: Jimmy Swaggart, Rush Limbaugh, PETA, Mark Foley, Bill Bennett, Michael Moore, Ralph Nader,Elliot Spitzer.

by Ryan F.... March 13, 2008

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