January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

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March 22

Is when the hottest most cute people are born they get the most girls and will be rich

Bro he was born on March 22nd lucky

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October 22

National regret things you did day.

Son: Hey it's October 22nd you know what that means...
Mom: The day where I regretted having you.

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August 22

It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.

“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”

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March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

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March 22

A bad bitches birthday

“Aye dude it’s March 22”
“What’s that mean”
“It’s that Mya girls birthday”

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Sled-22

Sled-22 is a desease that makes you capitalize every first letter of each word in a sentence.
This desease started by a MAL user called 'SledMasterFred'. His writing style infected to other people too. Even though some group of people tries to stop it, it grows fastly.

This Guy Doesn't Like To Agree WIth Other People's Opinions.

Don't Interfere With My Plans Of Changing The World With Sled-22!