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A perfect person, this word can be an adjective as well as a noun. When used as an adjective this word should only be used when describing a female's looks. Angelina Jolie herself is a perfect woman, with absolutely NO flaws whatsoever. Anyone who doubts this is false.
That women is angelina jolie. (adjective)
Angelina Jolie is so hot. (Noun, the person herself)
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Sensuality personified with a mysterious demeanor that makes her magnetic.
So many would condemn her and yet not have walked a day in her shoes...do any of us feel so above it all to do that???
Beauty being in the eye of the beholder...I behold a uniqueness, a complexity that is enigmatic and utterly captivating.
Someone with whom I'd find interest in her deeper thought processes and yet enjoy just hanging out with...just to see what she might do or say next???
...and her best quality, for all of those who are so very judgmental.
She doesn't give a damn what you think...and that is truly a beautiful thing.
You go girl...and congrats to you, Zahara is beautiful!!!
Sara: Some humanitarian who helps the masses but tears so many loving homes apart.....evil in disguise.
Me: Quit being such a f!@#ing drama queen and get over yourself...Angelina Jolie doesn't give a damn what you think and neither does most of the free world.
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A woman you will never have sex with
Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
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One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.
Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Angelina Jolie is a total bad ass.
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Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.
Angelina Jolie is God's gift to men
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Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
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A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.
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