an angus roberts is a magestic lion with a 10 cock and likes seeing little boys nipple on bike rides and saying sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
yo my slime u acting like an angus roberts
The greatest canadian to ever walk this earth. He likes long walks on the beach, cold beers, and cuddling up with the ladies.
Girl 1: "i met this new guy today at school were going out on an date later, i think he is really cute and smart!"
Girl 2: "So like on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being scrub 10 being like Angus Fleming what would you rate him?"
Girl 1: "Psh thats unfair no one could even be a 10 except Angus himself....."
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Bringing a girl home thatβs hotter that you that people thought you would have no chance with( itβs mostly slag at my college bc some dude did it ages ago)
Tim was at the party, and he picked up Jessica he totally did a dirty angus
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The act of consuming two or more large steaks in one night and then passing out in your grandmother's sweater.
Last night I went totally Black Angus on a couple of T-bones and then passed out in my granny's afghan!
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when you shit in a bag, snort it, then choke it down while guzzling cum and finally, get fucked in the ass by your partners horse
βwe had a good old dirty angus last nightβ
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An absoulte fucking unit
Got his nickname pocket rocket for being suck a fast and furious beast on the rugby pitch
Will let you know if a girl is fit or fucking raggo
βDid you hear about Angus Wilbourn on Saturday? Levelled that gay fuck Jack Griffithsβ
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