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crusty anus

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.

man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!

by Mya April 10, 2005

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anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.

"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."

by Liz P March 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


anus invader

1) A crude word for a gay man

2) A person who invades anus'

3) A word for when you have no better insult to say

Man you are an anus invader

Fool, did u see that anus invader to the right?

by thizzordie May 11, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

anus shrek booty jayden tickle tickler skrek is love life

by The Anus Mongler November 9, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017


Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 14, 2014


anus clitoris

Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.

Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"

Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."

Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.

by TrickyTrav March 16, 2010