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National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
You all made it through grab ass day 1 but ur not ready for grab ass day 2 April 16th u have consent to grab everyone’s ass male,female,taken,single
“Are you hype for National Grab Ass Day 2”
“Hell no”
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Good Ass Days - When a days goes perfectly from the way you wake up in the morning to how you go to sleep. During a Good Ass Day, multiple series of good ass events will take place that will keep a smile on your face.
Bad Ass Days - A day so fucking bad you might want to shoot yourself just so your brain will erase the memory of that day. These days suck so much ass it's like, what the fuck happened?
Examples for good ass and bad ass days
GAD: Me: I took the greatest shit of my life this morning, had some tasty ass breakfasts, got a raise at work, saw a marathon of G.I. Joe, and beat the shit out of Godzilla at the arcades today!
Friend: Damn son, you must have a good ass day!
BAD: Me: I took the worst shit ever, it didn't fully come up and I had to force my ass to keep reswallowing it, I caught my girlfriend getting fucked by my dog, fucking Nickelodeon played a marathon of Captain Planet, and my entire family forgot my birthday today :'(
Friend: Damn son, your day fucking sucked, I guess you had a pretty badass day.
Me: No dude, I had a bad ASS day :(
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December 16 is the day you shaykh that fuckin ass
Happy National Shaykh That Ass Day!
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Slap all the ass u can cause it only come around on 4-12
Who all participating in national slap ass day
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May 18th is national grab ass day
OH SHOOT MAN ITS MAY 18 NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY WHERE IS MY GIRL?????
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National grab ass day is everyday all day. It is not April 11. It has not been moved to April 12th that’s some bull shit. NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY IS EVERYDAY !!
Hey Jordan don’t be a pussy a grab that ass, it’s National grab ass day
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