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When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.
The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.
Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.
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A redhead with so much hair in their pubic area its like an atomic bomb went off. way past the level of a normal fire crotch.
guy 1: dude how was that chika last nist?
guy 2: suckish she was a real atomic firecrotch!
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This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.
There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.
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Mankind's first attempt at playing God.
The atomic bomb leveled cities; when did God give that right to men?
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when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath
i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty
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The atomic is a time honoured classic often depicted in cartoons. The 'atomic' wedgie is when ones underwear is actually pulled over the wearers head, whilst still being worn. very difficult to pull off.
Can often cause rectal bleeding.
"ahh man, that ass just gave me an atomic wedgie! god does my ass hurt!!"
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recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin
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