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A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
physically hitting the testicles in hand to hand combat, bullying, or a practical joke on people.
The kid was weaker than the bully he was fighting, so with all his strength, he KICKED the bully's ass by kicking him in the nuts! Such as great groin attack!
Kid: YEAH!!!
Bully: OWWWW!!!!!
The feeling of intense laziness that one gets from eating too much. Used mainly in Hawaii.
After pounding three plate lunches I had a major kanak attack.
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False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
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1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"
2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)
3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.
1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.
2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!
3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!
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While receiving head head from a girl, the girl forces her pinky finger in your ass.
Trent: "Last night I was getting a bj from a girl, and she put her pinky in my ass and she called it the Nak Attack."
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a very massive attack that leaves the attacked person so fucked
Man, I build huge army and launched a fuck attack, I erased his base
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