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In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly
Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.
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Your mother's sister who get's around.
Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!
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When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.
Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth
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A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
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When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
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Satan‘s little sister. She is a very old lady, who is stern and strict, and straightforward. She does not like getting calls during the day. People may look at her as sweet, but others may look at her as an old strict grandma. I wouldn’t recommend her as a great Aunty. No one wants to have an encounter with that old lady.
I wouldn’t recommend Aunty Yvonne, she’s very stern and strict, and she does not want you calling her. It’s best to delete her number, because when she calls you back, you won’t get a good response. Aunty Yvonne is Satan‘s little sister.
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"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"
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