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When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"
On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation
Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.
“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”
The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven
Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
The term for an attractive older woman between the ages of 30 to 40 years.
As Josh stood in line at the coffee shop waiting to receive his non-fat vanilla latte, he looked around in excitement at all the "ripe milfs" talking, laughing, and gushing sex pheromones.
The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you place a cherry ripe on Kevin's chest?" Which she did, it was hilarious!
The result of a woman who is on her period defecating directly after getting a cream pie (cum in her pussy)
It was early morning and everyone at the party had passed out except me and Julia. She was keen to have sex but warned that she was on her rags, i was down with that. Just after I came in her pussy she said she needed to take a shit, I said "why don't you give Kevin a cherry ripe?" Which she did, it was hilarious!