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1. A guy or girl who is named Max.
2. Dog with wheels for back legs.
3. When you have sex in the backseat of a car doggy style.
Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.
Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.
I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.
Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING
Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!
it's not a thing it's an activity. what you must do is:
1. sit somewhere towards the back of a gathering of people (ie: a classroom)
2. often times you either must look really cool or really threatening, often giving dirty looks at a speaker
3. can only be done in a public gathering (ie: a class, lecture, public address)
Jack: hey, Alex, Steve looks pissed.
Alex: Naw, he ain't pissed man, Steve be backseat thuggin'.
A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.
User 1: That bich is fly.
User 2: Bitch*
User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.
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