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A term used for jacking off, and sometimes cum aka sperm.
Mike: Hey Rob, why are your hands all wet?
Oliver: He was probably Milking the Badger.
Rob: Hey, Shut up!
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A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
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a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?
No, we just sell shoes.
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A person with unfortunate looks.
A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"
"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"
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Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.
Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.
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A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.
Jose is the biggest sketchy badger!
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Badger mode is a noun describing the state in which someone goes absolutely crazy, filled with adrenaline. Usually caused by an onset of determination and/or motivation. Similar to the anger filled animals called badgers.
Jason went absolutely Badger Mode and slaughtered all of the slugs!