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A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
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a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?
No, we just sell shoes.
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A person with unfortunate looks.
A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"
"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"
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Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.
Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.
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Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.
Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"
Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."