Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

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CCP Bandits

Can be written as 共匪 (Gongfei). It's an insult word for the Chinese Communist Party used by anti-Communist/pro-democracy people. The word is banned on a video hosting site, Youtube, along with Wumao (50-cent Party).

Me : Typing 共匪 (Gongfei) and 5毛 (Wumao) into Youtube comment section of a random video
*15 seconds later*
Me : My comments disappear. It seems they really support those CCP bandits enough to delete words like these.

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Booty Bandit

A gang of misfits with the sole goal of decimating every single homosapien's cheeks, passing divine judgment upon the inhabitants of the earth

BOOTY BANDITS IN THIS BITCH

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Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

Deuce Bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again