The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.
Also see: The Barrett
Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha
Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?
Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.
Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!
Imagine the typical neckbeard and make him 100 times worse. A Barrette is a person with the most undesirable and worst possible traits you can think of all wrapped up into a 5 foot 9, 400 pound frame.
When your girl slips her finger up your pooper, makes you jizz on your self then forces you to lick her hand clean
My friend went to Amsterdam and got The Barrett