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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body

“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2022


basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 26, 2018


Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021


Basted

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020


Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 7, 2003


Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.

"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."

by JP Clifford March 4, 2017


Basting

The act of both males simultaneously urinating in each end of the female participant while performing the Spitroasting sex act.

Hey Rick, this spitroast is about done. She needs a Basting before we Glaze her.

by Laser Dick Rick May 18, 2024