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The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.
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A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
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Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.
"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."
"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."
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sick photo of real og gangstas or sluts posing in front of mommy's mirror with the point n shoot.
hopefully you got some of the parents bathrooms art going on in the photo, ive personally seen sunflower portraits and scented lotion racks to name a but a couple.
this type of photo is fucking retarded overall and i dont know why people do it cuz it looks so goddamn bad.
kelly took a nice bathroom shot and forgot to crop out the dildo in background, it was awesome
dont put that shit on facebook
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1) Bathroom buddy can be a "thing" you bring to your bathroom to occupy your time while using the can.
2) A person that you only see when you go to the bathroom, meaning they go to the bathroom same time as you do when at work or at school.
3) A friend you bring along when you don't want to go into the bathroom alone.
1) "Every time I go to the bathroom, I bring my DS so that I can do something rather than read, while on the toilet."
2) A: "Great, Joel has to go to the bathroom. How much do you wanna bet that Adrian is going to be in there, too?"
B: "Well, that's not a fair bet, Adrian and Joel are practically bathroom buddies!"
3) A: "Hey, Adrian, can you tag along with me into the bathroom? I feel weird going into it alone in public."
B: "Uhh...So you need me as a bathroom buddy?"
A: "Yeah, if you don't mind."
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Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.
"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."
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Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.
Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"
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