dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

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Dolphin Speak

When a group of girls or women, usually close friends, get excited while talking to each other. They start talking rapidly, in a high pitched tone.

I saw your little sister at the mall. I don’t know where she was headed, because Becky showed up. Then some dolphin speak started about a boy, or a skirt, or was it chocolate.

All I know, is that my ears are still ringing.

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Miami Dolphins

Founded in 1966 as a member of the AFL, the Dolphins established themselves as a great franchise by hiring Don Shula as coach in 1970- he would lead the team until 1995! Miami had 7 playoff berths in the 1970s, making the Super Bowl 3 straight times from 1971-73. They won 2 of these titles, taking Super Bowls VI and VII. On their way to the Super Bowl VI crown, Miami became the only team in NFL history to go undefeated at 17-0. An urban legend is that members of the '72 Dolphins celebrate a toast each year when the last undefeated team loses. Lost the Super Bowl in 1982 and picked up the legendary Dan Marino as quarterback the next season. Marino led the Dolphins to a loss in the Super Bowl in 1984 and to 10 playoff berths in his career which lasted until 1999. However, the league's all time leading passer never won a championship. Have not made the playoffs since 2001, just barely missing them in 2002 and 2003.

"The Miami Dolphins win a low scoring game against Washington. They are 17-0 and champions of the National Football League."

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floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

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dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

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Dolphin Jizz

Ejaculation of a dolphin. Is known to travel over 20 feet underwater.

I was screwing that dolphin and its dolphin jizz broke my pelvis

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Ecco the Dolphin

A game made by SEGA that starts out as a cute little kiddy game but scares the fuck outta you when you get to later levels

"Dude I was playing Ecco the Dolphin and shat myself when I saw that alien thing!"

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