I Can't Believe You've Done This

the new meme, originating from the infamous youtube video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I

pete: hey, say thanks to your mum for me
sam: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this

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I can't believe it's not but-her face.

When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.

Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen

Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.

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i believe that we will win

A manly chant for the gladiators of Hector Garcia Middle School when they are playing a sport of any sorts and it is about to come to an end

I believe that we will win
I believe that we will win

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change I can believe in

1. The satisfaction you get after realizing that Obama's policies really are helping working Americans despite how you were programmed to think by the lickspittle corporate media and the hate from the Murdoch media.

2. variant on a slogan of the Obama Presidential campaign

The stock market didn't crater after Bush left the economy in a tailspin? That's change I can believe in! Talk about "he kept us safe.

"We actually made a plan that got bin Laden? Now that's change I can believe in.

"Health insurance monopolies can't discriminate against me anymore? Change I can believe in!

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I can't believe no one bought these

something a guy said because he can not believe no one bought those.

Guy 1: These are new! I can't believe no one bought these

I believe I can fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!

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We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!