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That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.
Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.
Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late
Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it
Where you shit on someone's chest then flatten it like a pancake and cum on it
That girl was still sto drunk this morning, I have her a Benson for breakfast!
The most creepy guy in the world. And he probably is homeschooled and. And is probably something nobody wants to talk about. But the one person weird enough to like him won't stop talking about it/him
The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.
Loser of the game has to do a benson
Benson-
Acting really weird and stupid.
See also-
Poop
Stinky
The worst
Ugly