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Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.
A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.
Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.
Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.
Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.
They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games
A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.
Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!
Person 2: no his name is bernard!
Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...
Person 1: or fuck me?
THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .
HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL
NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .
the polar bear from bernard and friends.
Bernard hates birds but he is a bird so he hates himself.
he's a crazy cowboy and a party animal.
he is a person who values tegridy, stale bread, and loves his ninja moustache.
he has a best friend called sam who is an ugly little toad with attachment issues and no friends.
sam is an alcoholic with self esteem issues, stubby feet and he is balding so he has to wear an ugly smurf hat from wish. Sam can't do shit with his life because he self sabotages and has ugly saggy arms that flop around like dead stinky fish and he can't afford spotify premium
sam has the body of a penguin with skinny ass legs like cold spaghetti noodles with no sauce and his face has the circumfrence of a small resolute desk.
he waddles like he got every std from the 1700's and gaslights all his friends.
for some reason bernard is friends with sam even though sam isn't a very good friend because he is a dirty, lying, ugly bird.
Bernard is a silly goose who really really loves a man named Darold
bernard loves hot dilfs and birds
Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it
Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again