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"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
PARK JIMIN.
Dubbed by media as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, Jimin has a long list of idols falling in love with his visuals and more importantly, with his artistry. Known as the Stage Genius with the most unique vocals and god-tier dance performances, the list of idols who have expressed their admiration to the King of Kpop keeps on growing. As of date, about 63 idols have covered Jimin’s songs and choreography. His solo song Lie has been the most covered solo stage among idols, being referred to as a rite of passage among aspirants.
Niki from Enhypen covered Lie by Jimin, the Rookie’s Bible.
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Generic term for any activity intended to unsee something unholy.
I miss the ten seconds before seeing this, time for some bible study.
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A reference to the Cheeto in Chief using the Bible entirely as a prop to legitimize his vacuous heathen ass.
I will crush you sad, black motherfuckers and buy this whole goddamn town and this Bible backdrop is gonna help me do it!
a girl who comes in as a devout Christian and a Jesus Freak, but eventually ends up being a slut.
Man, I thought Carey was a nice girl but she turned out to be a bible slut.
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A very stubborn, religious person who thinks it is a violation of their rights if they are denied the opportunity to shove their god down your throat and preach their religion to you
1)That jehovah's witness is nothing but a bible nazi.
2)Don't ever tell a bible nazi you're an atheist. They will never let you live it down.
3)Unfortunately, the United States has become the home of the bible nazi.
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The official sport of BS mock trial.
The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.
1: Ask the Bible a question.
2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly
Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.
Ask "What of...?"
Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!
Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.