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A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.
Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!
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When your age and the year you were born are the same number
This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.
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The act of performing oral sex on an individual as a birthday present.
I'm going to give you some "birthday head" before i give you the business Ms. Williams
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the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday
baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.
what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
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when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.
when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.
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Any type of long lasting gum like 5-Gum, Stride, Trident, etc. that you receive as a birthday present. When you chew that gum good luck will happen to you. Make sure you hide it in a safe place, remember you only have a limited amount so use it wisely.
Friend: You look like your having good luck today.
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!
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the day that you actually celebrate your birthday. it may acutally be on anniversary of your birht or it could be two weeks later. it doesn't matter.
person one: hey what are we doing for your birthday?
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there
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