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The opposite of white. That's really it.
A guy: Name a color.
Some guy eating a mini pack of raisin bran in the back of the office: Black.
A guy: You're racist.
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A guy who is really good at lots of things, but insists he isn't, past the point of humility and into dangerously annoying territory
God, you're such a Jeremy Black BLACK. Quit saying you can't and just play the song already, you're freaking good!
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Meaning that a child copies their parents. Usually if the thing the child copies is a bad thing. eg; drugs, alcohol, criminal offences, adultery.
an irish saying.
Susan: Did you hear that Jane cheated on her husband with another fella?
Margaret: Aint that strange? Her mother did the exact same thing 10 years ago.
Susan: Well, you know what they say. Black cat, black kitten.
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Originally observed during an urgent, unplanned wardrobe transition from business attire to comfortable clothes at the onset of band practice, the term, 'Black Sock', evolved symbolically from a stereotypical garment donning of conformity (working for 'the man') to a statement of transformation, rebellion, commitment, fun, freedom and an unrelenting promulgation of ingenious collaboration with band mates. Sometimes chanted in the form of familiar choral revelries so as to induce and incite a frolic oriented 'BLACK SOCK' dance as an acknowledgement of symbiotic creativity among band mates.
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Band member shows up to practice in business attire, quickly changes into shorts and a shirt, realizes he does not have extra socks, embarrassingly saunters into the arena with his guitar + comfortable clothes wearing his black business socks. Band mates, quick to observe and curtail said identity kerfuffle caused by the leftover business garments, initiate a chant:
"D Dog, Yes!!!
BLACK SOCK left,
BLACK SOCK right,
BLACK SOCK mutha fu**** gonna dance all night"
At the induced choral behest of his band mates, D Dog drops his instrument and proceeds to entertain his comrades with an accompanying Court Jester tempo oriented kick swap dance as a method of activating band member creativity.
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Describes deep mental exhaustion from being forced to care about black people and their actions 24/7.
As the 7th BLM riot this month broke out in his town, Adam was beginning to develop serious black fatigue.
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"Lactose-free milk? KISS MY DICK!" -Lewis Black
"Al Roker, that big fat fuck." -Lewis Black
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Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.
Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.
ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.
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