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Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.
Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it
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When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.
"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"
"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"
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A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
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Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.
Go and get 'Blaked'
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
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Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
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When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.
Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"
To be told your doing a great job at work for months only to be fired out of the blue for no reason.
He was doing a great job at work and then our troll manager just blaked him for no reason