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A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
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when you grow a blossoming plant out your asshole
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(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..
"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"
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When a guy puts dirt in a girls v jjj and plants a seed. Than he waters it with his jizz and it eventually grows into a plant.
Bob went gardening and it turns out tity tasha grew a cherry blossom.
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When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.
Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
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The gayest word that anyone could ever use.
that was so awesome blossom
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When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles
She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.
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