Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

brown bowel barrel

A solid turd.

A brown bowel barrel was left at his doorstep. It must of been his ex.

Frosty Bowel Plow

When you take a female's poop turd and proceed to urianate on it. Then place it in the freezer overnight for a deep freeze. Upon waking the next day you remove the poo from the freezer and fuck the girl in the ass with the newly formed dildo. Time is of the essence as the poo will thaw and become maleable.

So I pooped last night and Jimmy gave me a Frosty Bowel Plow. I came twice!!

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Surprise Bowel Movement

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.

"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

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Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

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Bowel Relief Exuberance

The repeated experience that the shit just taken is the best, most massive, gut-emptying shit of all time.

After taking a shit:
Roommate 1: "that was the nastiest shit of all time."
Roommate 2: You say that after every shit. You're just having Bowel Relief Exuberance!

Trump Bowel Syndrome

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.

Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.