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Hold her throat until she looses conscious and it's like being with a dead corpse
I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.
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In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'
You did a great job, splice the main brace.
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A person named grace who has braces.
hey, grace brace face!
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a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
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Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
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It is said when one has taken a large burden off their shoulders, such as completing coursework, having sex, or having their braces taken off.
Woah, Anson, you look happy today.
Yeah mate, I got my braces off, din' I?
When someone smiles so you can jizz on their teethjizzejaculateshinyteeth
That bitch let my jizz on her teeth and it shined like liquid braces!