bra size

A-Almost boobs
B-Barely boobs
C-Can't complain
D-Dang
DD-Double Dang
E-Enormous
F-Fake
G-Get a reduction
H-How bad are your back problems?
I-Is that even possible?

Guy:Dude, what was that chicks bra size?

Guy 2: I dunno... all i could think as she walked past was Double Dang!

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bra ride

The recreational activity of broke high school chicks driving around a major US city without their shirts on, thus only wearing a bra. Generally causes comotion for fellow motorists, but is good for getting free drive-thru food. Originated in Las Vegas, NV, circa 1997.

My friends and I had no money but a full tank of gas, so we drove around town shirt-less and had a moxie bra ride.

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battery bra

noun.
Another term for a bra sized 'double A'.

me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."

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human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

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bra dog

one of your usual homies

A-What's up bra dog?
C-Just taking a shit, come on over.

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Bra-cket

A bra used as a pocket

That chick just pulled her phone out of her bra-cket

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Bra titties

this is a very serious plague about fucked up tits, it's a tradagy epidemic, known as bra titties
Bra titties only look good in the bra
-From the song by RU36

I took off her bra and out came a bannana with an oatmeal cookie on the end of it. (bra titties)

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