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A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.
Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.
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A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.
Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?
Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.
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A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.
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A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
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When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.
I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!
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Literally consuming ones asshole in Britannia during early hours of the day.
Jack: Ayy bruv what you got in ya chompas?
John: Just had me a Queens Breakfast I did, innit?
A MASSIVE meal consisting of eggs, a waffle, and a shitload of other stuff. Probably used as a cure for a really, REALLY bad hangover or as a source of energy and absorbancy for the "day drinking" that might occur later.
yo im about to get shitfaced and play some cornhole you up for a slutty breakfast?
yea good plan my hangover is killing me and I wanna get smashed as well. Lets go.