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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.

"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "

by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023


career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018


breeder

Slang term for a person suffering from heterosexuality: a mental ilness.

See also: straggot, str8, hetero

Look at this breeder grabbing his junk in public.

by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020


breeder

A latter day Gay-Polari type of slang label / appellation used sometimes among homosexual men to describe those homosexual men who practice unsafe sex which involves the ejaculation of semen into the rectum (as in imitation of penile - vaginal sex without contraception). Can be applied to either / or / both the passive and active parties.

From a profile on Silverdaddies.com - "...seeking a Top Daddy breeder to breed me..."

by tumbokubwa December 1, 2013


Breeder

A derogatory word for heterosexual people

You're a dumb breeder

by Heyitsj000 February 24, 2019


Breeder

A person who is straight is a breeder, meaning they're only purpose is to create more lgbt+ people. If they accidentally create another straight, they will then be a breeder as well. Even though the breeders see us as lesser often times, they don't know that they are only making us stronger.

See also ' straggot '

Ew, breeder

Tommy is such a breeder he keeps calling Stephanie a f*g

by I like pots and pans December 13, 2020


Breeder

A term used for heterosexuals. Some say it's a slur but it really isn't cuz straights aren't opressed.

Straight: lol faggot
Gay: breeder
Straight: UH FYGDUGB WELL YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S AGAINST MY HUMAN RIGHTS AND-

by Saw Dustᵗᵐ September 23, 2020