Slimy Brent

A used car salesman, who spends most of his time in dirty, old, stinky cars. Being in such a hot environment makes the used car salesman very sweaty, but more importantly, slimy. Hence the name Slimy Brent

I have a disgusting story to tell you, Chealsea

What is that, Brenda?
Well, I went to buy a Nissan Micra from a used car lot
K lol
Well, I went there and saw such a Slimy Brent!
Well, that was 2 be expected lol
Shut up, Chels

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Brent Lee

The guy who is pissed off because you used my name for a tag.

I heard that guy Brent Lee is a swell person.

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Hot Brent

I am going to cum in your ear you deaf bitch

I gave the deaf girl a hot brent

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Brent Barry

The only white guy to ever dunk from the free throw line. Son of one of the greatest basketball players of all time, brother to Detroit legend Jon Barry.

"Brent Barry is not a clutch shooter like his brother Jon."

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doing it to Brent

when women become obsessed with their gigantic, Herculean dildos.

"So, Tiffany, how's that dildo working out for you? That's one intimidating monster, I'll tell you." "Why do you think I haven't been at work all week, silly? I told the boss I had the flu, but I've really been doing it to Brent. That, and watching Oprah."

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Brent's Dick

A non-traditional unit of measurement, generally used to describe something incredibly small or negligible in size.

(While bowling) Dang dude, I just missed that pin by a Brent's dick!

Brent Musburger

According to Hunter S. Thompson (Literary genius and American hero), an idiot who coined the basketball term, "FROM DOWNTOWN!" He was covering the NBA Finals for CBS-TV in the early 1980s, when Musburger changed the language of sports forever when he kept repeating this ignorant notion that any basketball player firing off a long 3-point shot is shooting from "downtown."

"From way downtown!"
"Another one from Downtown!"
-Brent Musburger

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