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brett

A brett is a type of dork

that kid is such a brett
also see; nerd, retard, loser

by kimberlyrose November 23, 2007

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brett

the annoying hair on your nipple

i was going to get my nipple pierced but look at this brett

by jizzle69 June 19, 2008

99๐Ÿ‘ 266๐Ÿ‘Ž


brette

In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."

Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.

by Eilatan24 January 6, 2010

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brett

A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;

A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;

An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry

Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."

by Missfits December 5, 2012

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brett

a person with a very bad hairline.

wow that guy has a brett hairline

by brettshairline February 23, 2018

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brett

chill most of the time but can get a little bossy

dude, bretts cool but he con be kind of a wang

by nicksabeast December 17, 2014

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brett

a very ugly girl that gets NO guys and is so RUDE AND MEAN! has no friends or has friends that hate her. not usually the smartest girl and always talked badly about behind her back

Jessica: That girl is all alone, lets go talk to her!
Julie: Ew NO that is a brett
Jessica: Ewwwwww never mind!!

Julie: That is why she is all alone!
Jessica: GOT IT!! lets go

by lollipop123445 July 21, 2010

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