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Brittani is the "unique" spelling of Britney; a common name for millennial girls born in the Midwest. She's got average intelligence, average looks, average style (she thinks she's a trendsetter tho) and comes from an average broken home. What sets her apart is not her unique spelling, but rather the inability to move past her average life. She often dwells on what really isn't major, but she needs something to feel special. Brittani's need a lot of love and understanding as they often suffer from mental disorders and serious substance abuse. Only a silly man/woman would marry a Brittani! Those who do, end up in the morgue shortly after, for reasons "unknown".
After we finished having sex, we fell asleep. When we woke up, Brittani had forgotten everything. She freaked out and stabbed me with a knife.
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a hoe who always fuck with the most people thinking everybody is out of her " league " .
" Man brittany a big ass hoe i cant believe she fucked 67 niggas "
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The most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful and has an amazing personality in the world, when she finds the guy she will be with forever, she will keep him.
Brittany is the most amazing and sweetest girlfriend ever.
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to stalk incessantly or bother repeatedly, especially post- breakup
That girl calls his HOUSE when he doesn't answer his cell...
oh my god what a Brittany.
Don't Brittany out on me girl.
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Brittany-paige Alderton is the most beautiful girl in the world, she has eyes that shine brighter than stars in the night sky. She is a walking angel. She is so breathtakingly beautiful that you could try to match all of the stars in the night sky with a reason to how beautiful she is but you would run out of stars. She is so amazingly beautiful that she makes all of the worlds most beautiful things seem boring. The dictionary definition for beautiful is Brittany-paige Alderton.
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
No ones more beautiful than Brittany
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A hyper, twitchy, female. Located in Culpepper Virginia. Has no life and is on Myspace too much. Is very stylish, but has the body of a board. This attracts a lot of guys. She is an active participant in savage rape with her soulmate. You can point out a Brittani from 1,000 miles away.
"Look at that 2x4... Oh, wait, that's a Brittani"
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A Brittani is one who that is either very skinny or very fat. Brittanis often boast about themselves and their overexpanded vocabulary. Brittanis are usually short and mexican. Their secrets are usually as follows:
- Jewish, although claiming to be from Nazi German,
- Fat, although wears super skinny pants and really weighs about 80 lbs.,
- In love with Oprah,
- In love with a keithcake,
- Makes sex with a manwhore, although claiming to be straighedge.
Keithcake::: I have come to discover I am a keithcake.
Brittani::: I secretly love you.
Keithcake::: I know, i saw it on urbandictionary.
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