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When the dick is hairy all the way up the shaft and is like a broom for the pussy.
therefore creating the pussy broom.
I swept that pussy out. With my pussy broom.
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When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.
As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."
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The act a fat girl laying on her back while two guys place a broom stick behind her knees and force them up to her chest in order for her boyfriend to gain penetration.
She's put on so much weight that her boyrfriend's buddies have to come over and broom stick her in order for them to have sex.
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new company manager ( aka new boss !!!)
new broom said " all right people if you have more than 10 years with this company pack your bags you are fired !!!.
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Someone with extremely dry, nappy hair, that looks like a broom from behind.
Dude, that chick totally has a broom head!
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A two handed hand-job, where the hands twist while stroking downward on the shaft - the same hand motion when operating a push-broom.
She's not the best kisser, but she knows how to give a mean push broom.
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the use of ones mustache or upper lip hair to groom the other parties ass
Tom Selleck has an industrial strength butt broom.
poop broom mustache butt brush
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