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a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35
since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.
varginia tech<martin bryant< woo bum-kon
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the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.
after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again
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The best fucking player to ever play the game of basketball.
Kobe Bryant will soon score another 81 point game.
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A school in the boondocks of suburban Providence, RI full of kids who are not only too stupid to get into Bentley or Babson College, but to realize that they could have gotten a similar education for about 1/3rd the price at a state school. Routinely get beaten by Bentley College in all sports, except football, which is ending now because Bryant has decided to turn their football team into a 1-AA team, where they will probably be scheduled by Boston College for one of their monthly shit-on fests. To rationalize their overall mediocrity and pre-destined lives of middle-management, they like to refer to the schools that rejected them (in particular Bentley) as "rich pricks" who only got into Bentley because their parents bought them into school, when in fact many of Bentley students are from the same middle class areas as the bitch and moaning Bryant kids, and even if they are right about rich kids being bought into school, it still tells you something that parents would rather shell out the cash to make their kid a Falcon instead of a Bulldog.
Jimmy: "Hey Chris, I got into Bentley, how about you?"
Chris: "I chose to go to Bryant University, the people are nicer, the campus is nice, and the Providence area is cooler than the Boston area."
Jimmy: "You got rejected from Bentley and are desperately trying to rationalize that you're cool with Bryant, aren't you?"
Chris: "Yeah."
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Kobe is 1 of the hottest ball players around
Kobe is described as the best around since 1997
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A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
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the greatest basketball player of all time, also one of the sexiest and most beautiful men there will ever be. he is simply the best at everything
that boy overthere is playin like kobe bryant, hes already got 100 points in the 1st quarter. kobe would have had more though
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