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The best private school in Washington DC.
It used to be a stoner school and still kinda is
everyone at Burke is beautiful and you'd think we were models
All of our teachers are either gay, ex-hippies, ex-marines or just plain crazy
If you go to Friendship Heights or Bethesda, we're always there.
We get random Jewish Holidays off because we have all those Jews at our school.
Sedwell Friends, GDS, WIS and Field ain't got nothing on us
"I went to a party last night and saw some baked Edmund Burke School kids,"
"All those Field kids wish they went to Edmund Burke School,"
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This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.
Who's that 3rd generation burke over there by the happysack?
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If one describes themselves at being at a "Burk family party" or more commonly referred as at “the Burk's", one will most likely find themselves trying to enjoy a delicious plate of food catered from the New Mecca and a cool glass of homemade fruit punch, but instead having a terribly awkward conversation with an overly nice person whose name you should know by now because you've only known them for the past 10 years.
Mother: Honey get dressed, we're going to the "Burk family party".
Son. MOTHER FUCKER!
A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
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FUCK the E Channel it sucks!
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A fucked up leaky rust bucket of a United States Navy vessel with a long list of complete jackass commanding officers, line officers and senior enlisted personnel which came under intense scrutiny for ignoring the morale of their crew.
The USS Arleigh Burke was by far the worst duty station I ever had while enlisted in the Navy.
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