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A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity
RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.
The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.
As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."
"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"
A person who is an orange upside down spoon
That right there is a Matthew Burton.
Ryder is a really great guy. He has the most beautiful eyes. Bright bright blue ones. He’s very tall. He has the most kindest heart. He loves to cuddle and snuggle. If you don’t give him attention sometimes he’ll give a pouty face. His kisses last for what feels like forever. He’s always there if you need somebody to talk to or to cry too. He might mess up sometimes but he will always choose you. He is an amazing boyfriend when it’s his time. He’ll treat you right in al the ways possible. You are very lucky to meet a ryder. Especially a ryder Burton. Now if you meet when hold them right and never let them go. That’s what I’m doing.
Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.
My lovey Ryder Burton