buy a tractor

a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth

that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight

Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

breast buy

a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits

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best buy

noun, The hellish fire-beast of corporate america that disolves childrens minds and brings horrifying amounts of debt to those who follow it. The only known remedy is suicide.

Derived from the famed "Beast of Buying"
A mythical Creature from the depth of hell sent to force those with weak constitutions to purchase items well beyond their price range.

see also: hell beast bargain burning flesh

Hey honey I'm going to Best Buy.

Look at all the great deals, here at Best Buy.

I love Best Buy.

Best Buy is Great.

Best Buy took my children from me because I bought a damn TV and the fine print on the contract said they could.

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buy a heart

giving up your on heart and hope on love to someone else instead of yourself

“ anybody wanna buy a heart -meek “

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Niki Bui

Niki Bui is a word that means a person who lies a lot, otherwise known as two-faced, or FAKE.

"It turns out my friend is a Niki Bui"
"Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss"

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caden bui

Caden is one gay ass muthafucka

Caden bui

you fuckin gay ass bitch

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