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When one rushes a definition to either to be the first person to define it or to get the most thumbs up.
The person who defined this definition did a definition rush
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Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay
I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
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a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.
The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.
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A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
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Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
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Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
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Something you will rarely find on the Urban Dictionary
Me: *looks for the true definition of essay on Urban Dictionary*
Finds: useless work used to torture billions of kids
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When a definition contains a link to itself, or tells you to search for the same thing. See Circular Definition.
For another Circular Definition see Redundant.
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