covid-19 at a nickelback concert

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People show up like COVID-19 at a Nickelback concert!

Human to tiger COVID-19

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.

THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19

Covid-19 Is Not Sick of Us.

While the world is tired and sick of her, Ms. Corona is healthier and deadlier than ever to prolong her existence on the planet, by seducing more maskless victims; and she is even prepared to journey with those who are heading to the fiery side of eternity.

The coronavirus desires to live and linger among the earthlings, especially those who have faith in pseudoscience and conspiracies—although we are sick of her, Covid-19 is not sick of us.

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Covid-19 Is Right-wing.

When the coronavirus has a soft spot for right-wing governments, whose leaders are often morally bankrupt and managerially inept, as their fake leaderships currently account for over half the world’s infections and nearly half the deaths.

Think of the US, Brazil, India, and Russia. The failure of these nations’ rogue leaders to contain the coronavirus pandemic arguably shows that “Covid-19 is right-wing.”

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Covid 19 Name Poll

A poll taken to give the Coronavirus Pandemic a name for the history books.

The Covid 19 Name Poll: 1} The Great Corona Virus Pandemic of 2020 2} The Covid 19 Fiasco 3} Trump's "Democratic Hoax" Virus or 4} The Infamous Corona Beer Killer Please choose one of the above names as the official name of the corona virus for the history books of future students. Please mail your pick to Melania Trump @ 935 Pennsylvania AV Washington DC 20535 Mrs. Trump will count the votes and pick the winner on August 18 2020.

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Delaware COVID-19 Test

Whenever medical professionals test you for COVID-19, but instead of using swab stick, they inject a penis up your nose for better results and faster recovery.

John: I’m having symptoms of corona virus
Ted: I’ll book a flight to Delaware

John: Why?
Ted: For the Delaware COVID-19 Test
John: Oh yeah I heard that shit different

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Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

When Trumpvirus is deadlier than the coronavirus, as the Liar-in-Chief, who has quasi-zero plans how to contain the pandemic crisis, is more interested in himself and his businesses, and his re-election prospects, than in saving lives.

Just as the mask is the new T-shirt, Covid-45 is the new Covid-19.

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