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Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales
Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!
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Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
to be shocked if you hear something you can say that with no homo
real well just bite my nuts and call me skippy
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when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally
SHIT YOU A GIRL
HELL YA
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Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.
Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
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A saying used to exaggerate how bold of a call one is making
Jeff: You REALLY think the Dolphins will win the super bowl?
Greg: Absolutely! Call me bold and wrap me in lima beans...
Jeffery: Wow. Confident...
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An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie
girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
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