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1. A World Champion that led the Dallas Mavericks in a overpowering victory over the 76ers.
2. The best blocker in the world.
3. The World Champion.
Calvin Booth schooled you. YOU!
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calvin is the sweetest most caring and loving person i have ever met i love you with my heart and your lucky if you know him.
who are you with all the time “calvin williams” your lucky
A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.
The best Damn comic ever made to fulfill the hearts of other with the two best minds ever... Calvin and Hobbes
Calvin: “When a kid grows up, he has to be something. He can’t just stay
the way he is. But a tiger grows up and stays a tiger why is that?”
Hobbes: “No room for improvement."
Calvin: “Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans.”
Hobbes: “Don’t take it too hard. Humans provide some very important protein.” -Calvin and Hobbes
A really big bloody reptile thing that used to live a long long time ago. He ate other creatures and said "rawr!".
frank ocean stan. Obsessed with the absolute goddess that lives on the other side of the plant, no name needed for her majesty. Also, one of the most smelly people to ever walk the earth and with all of his stenchlyness he still somehow manages to be one of the most famous people on the planet. No one could EVER be as tiktok famous as him even though he has never posted on the app.
OI CALVIN MILLSBURG
why do you smell so bad????
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