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The Cambodian Space Rat is a celestial figure who seems to bless our impure and measly universe. he forgives our sins and leads deeper into the "Thicket" the only place he can formally adress you over a good game of batmitten. Most do not survive encounters with the Cambodian Space Rat. This demon of the stars is too good for the bible, God is jealous o what created him.
Oh Fuck, I forgot to pray to our savior the Cambodian Space Rat, I am only scum, i will surly punish for my materialistic ideals.
Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.
I learned from the Facebook Cambodians that putting lettuce on your shoulders will heal all pain.
When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.
Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?
The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.
“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”
A person with a small penis size
Reason for Cambodia having the smallest average penis size
Bro you see Chance over there
dude is definitely a Cambodian
A more exciting form of raquetball with two or more people where the objective of the game is to hit the other competitors. An order will be chosen by whomever decides to go first, second, third, and so on. The first person serves the ball, then the second person attempts to aim correctly and hit another competitor. If they miss the next person goes and it keeps going until someone gets hit. Then the person that gets hit, serves and the order continues normally, so if the third person gets hit, they serve and the fourth person has to hit someone and so on. A person loses once the get hit three times, once someone gets three strikes they leave the court in shame. You can hit anywhere on a persons body and the whole court is used for escaping. This game is not meant for people that will cry if they get hit in the face. Any form of trash talking is accepted and being loud is neccessary.
"Yo, Qvan. I don't know how to play raquetball."
"Me neither."
"You wanna just try to hit each other with the ball and give it a badass name?"
"Sure."
Thus Cambodian Raquetball was born.
When you have sexual intercorse with a minor and she squirts all over your treasure trail right down to your ass hole
my daughter gave me the cambodian waterslide
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