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mythical beast often associated with the care of humans. Often appears only to those who already have the necessary means to adequately take care of or pay for things.
It must be nice to afford good Health Care...
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In DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) for Warcraft 3: The Frozen throne, it is when players are "MIA" (missing in action) from their lanes, presumably to go and gank (kill) another lane... therefore, players will say "care mid" as a word of caution.
Care mid can also be used totally out of context to explain general severity. (See example 2)
Example 1:
Player 1 "bot and top mia, care mid"
or
Example 2:
Girl "Why didn't we hang out today?"
Boy "Because your boyfriend was all like 'care mid' last time we sexed."
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Gruesome
Everyday you are woken up to go to school until you graduate. They beat you with multiple forms and lock you away from the world. They put you into abusive homes on purpose so you can suffer. They take you away from parents for useless but sensible reasons but however still cause more torture. You are beaten until you can awake and watch tv shows all day long. During weekends you have to work extra hard than school and they ask the school for homework. When it is lunch time, they force you to eat your food even when you are full. The food tastes extremely bitter and 2x more sour than a lemon. They rarely ever give you treats that would be what you normally ate before being taken away. When they are finished torturing "out of love" they will put you in a abusive home and so on
It is not all foster care's fault. they just don't know what they are doing
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When you give absolutely zero cares
Dude 1: "Dude, you just broke my South America topography map"
Chad: "ain't care"
condo care is also known as C C they are a small group of men and women who do illegal activities they gather in large mobs and take over large areas
Condo Care stole that off me
condo care treated me
Its like Sharing is Caring but better
Dude 1: Hey dude you should like give me that man, swearing is caring.
Dude 2: Wtf does that even mean?
The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.
tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today?
Well i just called in The Care Package.
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