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career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018


checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023


Career Rapist

A person (usually male) who find beautiful and intelligent women and rapes them so as to seem like they were "not good enough" furthering his career and gold-digging marriage prospects

Sam is a career rapist, he is not actually skilled at anything

by Ilana89 February 19, 2022


Career Technical Leadership Academy

The place where all the smart people go. Don’t apply if your stupid, everyone is a nerd there.

Career Technical Leadership Academy is a High-school for 5 years but leaves with an associate degree.

by #gramzemog21 September 9, 2021


Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022


Careers

It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.

Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022


Career

A long lasting servitude term to describe modern enslavement

One foot on a banana peel and the other foot on a career

by DoctorFog February 19, 2023