carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

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Carp face

Christina Guido

that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp!

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carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

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Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

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carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

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Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

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carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

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