Carp face

Christina Guido

that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp!

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carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

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Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

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carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

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Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

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carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

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ava carp

rich little girls who only cares about herself but likes to go shopping and will make jokes that are funny and always has a new BFF every day on the bright side she brings a smile on everyone’s face but then trash talks about everyone behind their backs

Person 1: Yo Ava carp is so nice
Person 2: Bro don’t trust her she is a back stabbing little rich girl

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